Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Lucy Thai

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Kacey

Kacey Kacey
Kacey @ TheMinion.com
After a list of pathetic porn chicks I finally nailed one of a high caliber. Kacey left the business a few years earlier in hopes of leading a normal life? Fat chance, honey! You know how many diets I've been on only to gain the weight back? Sometimes you are who you are and you're another one of these worthless porn star whores here to suck and fuck me for money that inevitably winds up in the hands of your suitcase pimp! Kacey came in with a vengeance as she slammed my head into a wall moments before my "pet iguana" was in her mouth and then her "retired" cunt. I can bet you that she'll never forget me and the cumshot I delivered to her.
Kacey Kacey
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Katie Thomas

Katie Thomas Katie Thomas
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Katie Thomas has got to be around 100 lbs soaking wet. She has to be one of the hottest girls I've ever allowed the honor of taking my dick. She is one of my favorite girls since she became a huge internet sensation with her own site at KatieThomas.com. She only fucks big black cock over there. From what I heard she got disgusted with hispanic jews like me and only black cock would do for her. The way she took my thick load to the chest is a sight to be seen. The way she became a graduate of The Minion's "school of whores" is a milestone itself.
Katie Thomas Katie Thomas
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Ginger

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Sammi Cruz

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Victoria Sin

Victoria Sin Victoria Sin
Victoria Sin @ TheMinion.com
I'm not a big fan of the German people. They started 2 major wars and lost them both. It looks like failure runs several generations after Hitler killed his 2 bitches (his dog and Eva) and then himself. Victoria Sin has a body to die for. She has the skills of a whore that would turn you so insane you'd turn your mother into a bar of soap. No German has been fucked this hard since the Treaty Of Versailles (look it up) and you can see how I did it. After we were done I needed to send her home. I sent her on a train heading East since the trains must run on time!
Victoria Sin Victoria Sin
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Britney

Britney Britney
Britney @ TheMinion.com
There's something that tells me that Britney would rather be in line for Jay-Z tickets than to take my cock in her hoodrat mouth. She called up one of "my people" looking for some fast cash. I decided that her rancid snatch wasn't worthy of my mighty stick. However, I took one look at her grill (no,it wasn't a barbecue grill) and decided that her mouth would be fun to party with. Much like Brandy, she soon left the business after this. On a side note I spoke to her on the phone earlier and she said the hardest 5 years of her life was the 3rd grade. In case you're not keeping score it's : The Minion 3, Whores 0.
Britney Britney
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Monday, June 29, 2009

Asia

Asia Asia
Asia @ TheMinion.com
I don't know exactly what boat this Asian import came in on but it should have been hijacked by Somali Pirates. Imagine a hot piece of ASian ass mixed with the attitude of Rosie Perez and you get this waste of space, Asia. She was, however, a cock hungry slut who went after my cock like Godzilla went after Tokyo. I didn't want to get any MSG on my cock so I wrapped it up like a fortune cookie and invaded her pussy. Guys, they don't get much more ghetto than this piece of garbage who had the nerve to mock my weight, eating habits, and body odor. I couldn't wait to get out of their and hit the local asian all-you-can-eat buffet to pay them some retribution for breeding whores like Asia.
Asia Asia
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Tiger

Tiger Tiger
Tiger @ TheMinion.com
I can honestly say that Tiger is the craziest porno bitch I've ever come across. She was bitching and moaning the moment she got there. Thankfully, I was way deep into my nose candy but I was so close to kicking her out in the cold. I almost didn't want her to choke on my dangling cock but there is a soft spot in my enlarged heart for crazy bitches. She obviously forgot to take her meds this day but my nice dose of vitamin c-u-m quickly made her rethink things. This is one Tiger that should have been put to sleep a long time ago. The bodyguards at my home have been told never to let her near me or inside.
Tiger Tiger
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Jessica Jammer

Jessica Jammer Jessica Jammer
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Wow! All I can say is wow! This Jessica Jammer broad was insane from the start. My donut feast was ruined by this southern skank who turned my beautiful home into a mess. I had to cut this whore down to size and do it fast! Placing my cock in her mouth wasn't enough to humble this piece of human waste. No, I had to teach her a lesson. She became as messy as me in the ensuing mayhem. Luckily my home has a 30 foot by 30 foot shower so I could wash the filth from me. I had my personal driver drop Jessica Jammer off at a local white trash dive bar. I doubt she stuck out!
Jessica Jammer Jessica Jammer
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Jackie Ashe

Jackie Ashe Jackie Ashe
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Jackie has made a small name for herself in the porn game and I like to think I had a hand in it. This was one of her first times fucking on camera and she has the "deer in the headlights look". I politely told her that if she wanted to be a big star she'd have to go one-on-one with the sleazy one. She was reluctant untill I told her that I held her return plane ticket home to whatever hell hole she's from. She did server a great purpose since I used her body as a food tray for my delicious treats. Silly whore......The Minion will find any and all uses for you!
Jackie Ashe Jackie Ashe
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Estelle

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Jayma Reid

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