Saturday, July 18, 2009
Victoria Raven @ TheMinion.com
Did the short bus drop this one off today or am I going crazy. This one had the personality of a dog about to be put to sleep. I couldn't get a decent conversation out of her if my live depended on it. Luckily I wasn't too interested in what she had to say and wanted her on her knees at the altar of Minion. She sucked my dick like it was a chore which is weird because I thought bitches are lining up to do it. Did she make it to super whore stardom? Fuck no. I'm surprised she could tie her own shoes or blink without thinking. This scene is why I'm currently seeing a therapist.
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Monday, July 6, 2009
Mischa Mckinnon @ TheMinion.com
I can't tell where the fuck this one came from. She's either half black and half white or her parents were from some other planet. It's kind of confusing like when you can't tell if you're looking at meat or porn and that's a problem I can't stand. Anyways, Mischa came by looking for some dead presidents in exchange for room and board in her wet mouth. I was sniffing my "medicine" when I found some extra cash in the folds of my couch....and stomach. Instead of damaging my nostrils any further I used the money to have Mischa drool all over my cock like a wild beast. She was amazed at the size of my dick but then again she could have been just another sarcastic cunt who made her way to my "rock house".
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Thursday, July 2, 2009
Brandy @ TheMinion.com
I don't remember much about Brandy. I do remember that she talked mad shit about me and that won't stand! I used her back as a food tray to hold my grub. I used her pussy as a hangar for my cock. I used her mouth as a cave for my cock. I used 5000 calories of food in this scene and my heart has been paying for it ever since. Brandy soon left the business and from what I hear the only clothing she wears is a white straight jacket that matches the color of the jizz I blasted at her.
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Shay Lamar @ TheMinion.com
This bitch was hot. Not only was I ready to fuck by the cake I was eating but she wasn't ugly like most of the whores I've dealt with. I had to wrap my donbg to avoid getting polio and we went at it like 2 mexicans fighting over a green card. Her warm mouth engulfed my cock and I was soon showing no mercy to her uterus as I hit dat shit from behind. She told me that my jizz tasted great but then agains, whores are like the labels on food: They all lie!
Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Shay Lamar
Genesis Skye @ TheMinion.com
When a porn whore comes to my house I demand that she be respectful and humble while around me. Genesis Skye came in with an attitude and thought she was running the show. That's so funny because I rule this roost. Genesis Sky was informed that the only way to be a top cock milking machine was to go the distance with me. It also helped that there was a hefty check at the end. Little did she know that on the memo line of the check I wrote "for being a wonderful whore". I always win.......always.
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Tina Fine @ TheMinion.com
Tina Fine came into my place wearing workout clothing. How dare she insult myself and my home with wearing clothes you lose weight in! I had to teach her some respect but not before I chowed down on some whipped cream and other snacks I always have around. My bed looked like a war zone after we were done but it was well worth it. Tine Fine left with a satisfied pussy, a nice payday, and whatever dignity and self respect she has left. I however, kept my food and left the dirty sheets to my maid.
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Tiffany @ TheMinion.com
Everyday is a great day for a picnic. It's too bad that I was "in a bad mental state" because I forgot the picnic basket. The constant tick attacks I've been suffereing have ruined any chances of me becoming spokesman for any 12-step-programs. Anyways, Tiffany is a porn slut who is suspect in my supply running lower than normal. If she's guilty then she'll have to suck my dick. If she's innocent she'll have to suck my dick. Either way you look at it, I'm getting my dick sucked in my backyard since I'm convinced the D.E.A has my house bugged.
Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Tiffany