The Minion Blog

Victoria Raven

2009-07-18T05:00:00.001-07:00

Victoria Raven @ TheMinion.com
Did the short bus drop this one off today or am I going crazy. This one had the personality of a dog about to be put to sleep. I couldn't get a decent conversation out of her if my live depended on it. Luckily I wasn't too interested in what she had to say and wanted her on her knees at the altar of Minion. She sucked my dick like it was a chore which is weird because I thought bitches are lining up to do it. Did she make it to super whore stardom? Fuck no. I'm surprised she could tie her own shoes or blink without thinking. This scene is why I'm currently seeing a therapist.

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Mischa Mckinnon

2009-07-06T22:00:00.001-07:00

Mischa Mckinnon @ TheMinion.com
I can't tell where the fuck this one came from. She's either half black and half white or her parents were from some other planet. It's kind of confusing like when you can't tell if you're looking at meat or porn and that's a problem I can't stand. Anyways, Mischa came by looking for some dead presidents in exchange for room and board in her wet mouth. I was sniffing my "medicine" when I found some extra cash in the folds of my couch....and stomach. Instead of damaging my nostrils any further I used the money to have Mischa drool all over my cock like a wild beast. She was amazed at the size of my dick but then again she could have been just another sarcastic cunt who made her way to my "rock house".

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Brandy

2009-07-02T10:00:00.001-07:00

Brandy @ TheMinion.com
I don't remember much about Brandy. I do remember that she talked mad shit about me and that won't stand! I used her back as a food tray to hold my grub. I used her pussy as a hangar for my cock. I used her mouth as a cave for my cock. I used 5000 calories of food in this scene and my heart has been paying for it ever since. Brandy soon left the business and from what I hear the only clothing she wears is a white straight jacket that matches the color of the jizz I blasted at her.

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Shay Lamar

2009-07-02T09:00:00.001-07:00

Shay Lamar @ TheMinion.com
This bitch was hot. Not only was I ready to fuck by the cake I was eating but she wasn't ugly like most of the whores I've dealt with. I had to wrap my donbg to avoid getting polio and we went at it like 2 mexicans fighting over a green card. Her warm mouth engulfed my cock and I was soon showing no mercy to her uterus as I hit dat shit from behind. She told me that my jizz tasted great but then agains, whores are like the labels on food: They all lie!

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Genesis Skye

2009-07-02T08:00:00.001-07:00

Genesis Skye @ TheMinion.com
When a porn whore comes to my house I demand that she be respectful and humble while around me. Genesis Skye came in with an attitude and thought she was running the show. That's so funny because I rule this roost. Genesis Sky was informed that the only way to be a top cock milking machine was to go the distance with me. It also helped that there was a hefty check at the end. Little did she know that on the memo line of the check I wrote "for being a wonderful whore". I always win.......always.

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Tina Fine

2009-07-02T07:00:00.001-07:00

Tina Fine @ TheMinion.com
Tina Fine came into my place wearing workout clothing. How dare she insult myself and my home with wearing clothes you lose weight in! I had to teach her some respect but not before I chowed down on some whipped cream and other snacks I always have around. My bed looked like a war zone after we were done but it was well worth it. Tine Fine left with a satisfied pussy, a nice payday, and whatever dignity and self respect she has left. I however, kept my food and left the dirty sheets to my maid.

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Tiffany

2009-07-02T06:02:00.000-07:00

Tiffany @ TheMinion.com
Everyday is a great day for a picnic. It's too bad that I was "in a bad mental state" because I forgot the picnic basket. The constant tick attacks I've been suffereing have ruined any chances of me becoming spokesman for any 12-step-programs. Anyways, Tiffany is a porn slut who is suspect in my supply running lower than normal. If she's guilty then she'll have to suck my dick. If she's innocent she'll have to suck my dick. Either way you look at it, I'm getting my dick sucked in my backyard since I'm convinced the D.E.A has my house bugged.

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Pamela Princess

2009-07-01T18:00:00.001-07:00

Pamela Princess @ TheMinion.com
I wanted to give the neighbors an idea of what I do indoors and that's why Pamela and I fucked outdoors. Pamela was certainly no princess. She copped an attitude once she found out that the way to porn stardom is through my realm. She almost left my home but the amount of 000's I offered to pay made her change her mind. It's too bad Pamela didn't take my advice. She could have been a big star instead of a very forgettable whore that I allowed the honor of taking my cock. Where is she now? Who cares?

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Alexis Sunshine

2009-07-01T17:00:00.000-07:00

Alexis Sunshine @ TheMinion.com
I'm constantly searching the country for porn whores to put in their place. There's nothing better than seeing some hot piece of fried chicken... err, I mean ass with my cock inside them. Alexis Sunshine emailed me from Florida (where their orange juice is second to none) and wanted to get into porn. The road to porn goes through me and I had her show up to see if she was worthy of my massive tool! Watch in horror as she flips out and makes my entire body look like a baby's bib! Something tells me she's now in therapy.

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Veronica Rayne

2009-07-01T16:00:00.001-07:00

Veronica Rayne @ TheMinion.com
The quality of whores coming through my front door goes up and down(much like my cholesterol). I wanted to sample Veronica Rayne's body like 31 flavors, but today, only her mouth would do. I was tired of looking at her tired old eyes so I placed my coin purse right on them as my raging rod was in her gullet. Veronica's face was the perfect target for the load I blasted her with. My jizz ran down her face as fast as I run away from a diet plan.

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Raylee Dean

2009-07-01T15:00:00.001-07:00

Raylee Dean @ TheMinion.com
I was enjoying some cake and whipped cream when I was interrupted by Raylee Dean. Apparently she wasn't too turned on by my physique and I honestly can't see why. Nonetheless, Railee Dean took it upon herself to throw my food all over my newly cleaned kitchen. I was finally able to win her over with my charm and before you knew it she was spread open like an open-faced deli sandwich. All these porn whores have a price and her dignity vanishes before your very eyes. Raylee Dean left the business soon after and hasn't been heard or seen since. Enjoy the mayhem that ensued while I pick out remnants of cake from my ass!

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Cassidy Blue

2009-07-01T14:00:00.001-07:00

Cassidy Blue @ TheMinion.com
I can't believe that some of these wacky porn whores have the gall to try to humiliate me. After all, I'm the measuring stick in this business of porn. Porn star Cassidy Blue is a dumb broad with big tits who goes one-on-one with the sleazy one. Cassidy Blue threw me in mud and then turned the hose on me. I get the last laugh in the scene as always as she wraps my whopper and rides me until my balls drain. I hear she left porn after religion came into her life. In this scene, she prays to the gods of the cumshot because that's what she got!

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Savannah

2009-07-01T13:00:00.001-07:00

Savannah @ TheMinion.com
Savannah made a mess of my home. She made a mockery of what I do for a living: turning skanks into the future whores of America. The disregard for my home and the constant wasting of my food ignited the fire inside me. I haven't been this angry since trans-fat was given a bad rap. I quickly took hold of the situation and slid my cock right inside her very loose snatch. I later found out she's a black cock slut which would explain the looseness of her cunt. She eventually became a big star since I did have a huge hand in her success. I should start taking a percentage of the money these whores earn. I could open my own fast food restaurant in my home.

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Lucy Thai

2009-06-30T13:00:00.001-07:00

Lucy Thai @ TheMinion.com
Confucius said that "7 day honeymoon make whole weak" and The Minion says: "Every whore has a price". Lucy Thai brought her MSG-ridden ass to my home in hopes of becoming a huge star. She did some work but gave up faster than a Frenchman during the German assault. Luci Tai's snatch goes up and down instead of vertically which I found very interesting. Unlike most of the other girls here she was quite submissive which is what they teach in those gook schools when they're younger. I love Lucy Thai since she took my goo like a true champ and did my dry cleaning as well.

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Kacey

2009-06-30T12:00:00.001-07:00

Kacey @ TheMinion.com
After a list of pathetic porn chicks I finally nailed one of a high caliber. Kacey left the business a few years earlier in hopes of leading a normal life? Fat chance, honey! You know how many diets I've been on only to gain the weight back? Sometimes you are who you are and you're another one of these worthless porn star whores here to suck and fuck me for money that inevitably winds up in the hands of your suitcase pimp! Kacey came in with a vengeance as she slammed my head into a wall moments before my "pet iguana" was in her mouth and then her "retired" cunt. I can bet you that she'll never forget me and the cumshot I delivered to her.

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Katie Thomas

2009-06-30T11:00:00.001-07:00

Katie Thomas @ TheMinion.com
Katie Thomas has got to be around 100 lbs soaking wet. She has to be one of the hottest girls I've ever allowed the honor of taking my dick. She is one of my favorite girls since she became a huge internet sensation with her own site at KatieThomas.com. She only fucks big black cock over there. From what I heard she got disgusted with hispanic jews like me and only black cock would do for her. The way she took my thick load to the chest is a sight to be seen. The way she became a graduate of The Minion's "school of whores" is a milestone itself.

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Ginger

2009-06-30T10:00:00.001-07:00

Ginger @ TheMinion.com
Ginger would not be taking a 3 hour tour this day. This red-headed bimbo needed money to stock up her firdge. I found this to be a lie since she is in dire need of as many carbs as possible. She informed me that she could no longer sell plasma (big shock) and came to me because I pay cash for the freshest sluts to deep throat my massive semetic cock. She must have found G-d towards the end because she spat my own gunk on my belly. I had the last laugh as I had her pay my driver to give her a ride home. He then gave the money to me. Remember, The Minion always wins!

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Sammi Cruz

2009-06-30T09:00:00.001-07:00

Sammi Cruz @ TheMinion.com
My conquest of the entire world continues one porn whore at a time. I heard Sammy Cruz used to do donkey shows in Tijuana and wanted to come to porn valley to mess with this gringo. She said my tits are bigger than hers but I think she's full of shit....or is she full of beans? This little chalupa had quite the mouth on her that went to good use on my raging meatstick. Sammi Cruz sugared my churro like nobodies business. Sammi had a wet pussy like nobodies business. Sammi also runs a cleaning service that is her business but soon to be mine once I brainwash this dirty slut.

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Victoria Sin

2009-06-30T08:00:00.001-07:00

Victoria Sin @ TheMinion.com
I'm not a big fan of the German people. They started 2 major wars and lost them both. It looks like failure runs several generations after Hitler killed his 2 bitches (his dog and Eva) and then himself. Victoria Sin has a body to die for. She has the skills of a whore that would turn you so insane you'd turn your mother into a bar of soap. No German has been fucked this hard since the Treaty Of Versailles (look it up) and you can see how I did it. After we were done I needed to send her home. I sent her on a train heading East since the trains must run on time!

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Britney

2009-06-30T04:00:00.001-07:00

Britney @ TheMinion.com
There's something that tells me that Britney would rather be in line for Jay-Z tickets than to take my cock in her hoodrat mouth. She called up one of "my people" looking for some fast cash. I decided that her rancid snatch wasn't worthy of my mighty stick. However, I took one look at her grill (no,it wasn't a barbecue grill) and decided that her mouth would be fun to party with. Much like Brandy, she soon left the business after this. On a side note I spoke to her on the phone earlier and she said the hardest 5 years of her life was the 3rd grade. In case you're not keeping score it's : The Minion 3, Whores 0.

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Asia

2009-06-29T08:05:00.001-07:00

Asia @ TheMinion.com
I don't know exactly what boat this Asian import came in on but it should have been hijacked by Somali Pirates. Imagine a hot piece of ASian ass mixed with the attitude of Rosie Perez and you get this waste of space, Asia. She was, however, a cock hungry slut who went after my cock like Godzilla went after Tokyo. I didn't want to get any MSG on my cock so I wrapped it up like a fortune cookie and invaded her pussy. Guys, they don't get much more ghetto than this piece of garbage who had the nerve to mock my weight, eating habits, and body odor. I couldn't wait to get out of their and hit the local asian all-you-can-eat buffet to pay them some retribution for breeding whores like Asia.

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Tiger

2009-06-29T07:00:00.001-07:00

Tiger @ TheMinion.com
I can honestly say that Tiger is the craziest porno bitch I've ever come across. She was bitching and moaning the moment she got there. Thankfully, I was way deep into my nose candy but I was so close to kicking her out in the cold. I almost didn't want her to choke on my dangling cock but there is a soft spot in my enlarged heart for crazy bitches. She obviously forgot to take her meds this day but my nice dose of vitamin c-u-m quickly made her rethink things. This is one Tiger that should have been put to sleep a long time ago. The bodyguards at my home have been told never to let her near me or inside.

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Jessica Jammer

2009-06-29T06:01:00.001-07:00

Jessica Jammer @ TheMinion.com
Wow! All I can say is wow! This Jessica Jammer broad was insane from the start. My donut feast was ruined by this southern skank who turned my beautiful home into a mess. I had to cut this whore down to size and do it fast! Placing my cock in her mouth wasn't enough to humble this piece of human waste. No, I had to teach her a lesson. She became as messy as me in the ensuing mayhem. Luckily my home has a 30 foot by 30 foot shower so I could wash the filth from me. I had my personal driver drop Jessica Jammer off at a local white trash dive bar. I doubt she stuck out!

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Jackie Ashe

2009-06-29T05:00:00.001-07:00

Jackie Ashe @ TheMinion.com
Jackie has made a small name for herself in the porn game and I like to think I had a hand in it. This was one of her first times fucking on camera and she has the "deer in the headlights look". I politely told her that if she wanted to be a big star she'd have to go one-on-one with the sleazy one. She was reluctant untill I told her that I held her return plane ticket home to whatever hell hole she's from. She did server a great purpose since I used her body as a food tray for my delicious treats. Silly whore......The Minion will find any and all uses for you!

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Estelle

2009-06-29T04:00:00.001-07:00

Estelle @ TheMinion.com
Remember how Estelle always loved fucking fat guys? She came back and wrote a check her mouth had to cash. I was involving myself in cleansing my nose when this British skank crossed my path and wanted enough money to wire back to Jolly Ol' England. Since my stocks were rising like my temper in a buffet line I decided to toss her some cash by having her suck on my Big Ben. She wanted to fuck me but I love teasing these whores by making them think they can earn more moolah by riding the Minion Mastadon. I drained my balls on her face and had a taxi take her to a local British pub so she could drink her memories of me away.

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Jayma Reid

2009-06-29T03:00:00.001-07:00

Jayma Reid @ TheMinion.com
When Jayma's not reading the Book Of Mormon she's studying the Book Of Minion. Jayma Reed is in a category of whores who don't make me want to toss my cookies on first meeting. Look at how her body is almost as flawless as mine. I wanted to make love to this Salt Lake City sweetheart and gave her a once-in-a-lifetime chance of swallowing my mighty staff under my pants. She prayed to the Minion G-d and begged me to unleash a popshot that would require the building of an Ark. Jayma has yet to be seen but there are rumors she no longer believes in G-d and I can't blame her seeing as what I did to her.

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Avy Lee Roth

2009-06-29T02:00:00.001-07:00

Avy Lee Roth @ TheMinion.com
This "daughter of a rock star", Avy Lee Roth, came over dressed as a sexy nurse. I was exhausted because I spent the entire day running to deli to deli in search of the leanest pastrami available. My raging cock was sore as well from pounding some prime snatch a few hours earlier ( I nailed the counter girl at my local deli) so I wasn't at 100%. However, I'm just a gigolo who needs to spread his seed anyway I can, so Avy's tight pussy and wet mouth was a nice place to do it. This all feels just like livin' in paradise..

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Lena Juliette

2009-06-29T01:00:00.001-07:00

Lena Juliette @ TheMinion.com
I found this cochroach working the local lunch wagon. I ordered a burrito with chips and paid with a $100 bill. She didn't have change so I then threatened to get immigration over (I have political pull), but she couldn't go back across the border. I then told her that she could avoid deportation by taking my ejaculation. Like a mexican jumping bean she jumped at the chance and an hour later she was taking my churro in her mouth as I kept my nose clean with some "powder". I dumped my load in her mouth which disgusted her so much she ran out of there like Speedy Gonzales.

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Dallas

2009-06-29T00:00:00.001-07:00

Dallas @ TheMinion.com
Here we have another porn whore named after a major city. This porno reject with huge funbags told me over and over how she wanted to be a big star. She wanted to be the next Jenna Jameson and have a website with a trillion members. I tried paying attention to the rest of her monologue but was hypnotized by the melons on her chest. She knew she'd have to get down and dirty with The Minion and thought she was mentally and physically prepared to do so. Her rown didn't turn upsdie down as she was squashed under a mountain of my blubber and nearly suffocated. She thought the ordeal was over until I fucked her in postions that she now wishes she could forget. Much like JFK, Dallas was nailed in the head by a sniper bullet of my goo.

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Faith

2009-06-28T23:00:00.001-07:00

Faith @ TheMinion.com
Here I am sitting in my home drinking a gallon of soy milk when porn star wannabe Faith comes waling in. I find her name interesting since it has a biblical meaning behind it but then again, 99 cent burgers aren't really 99 cents once you're done paying tax on it. Anyways, Faith nurtured me by filling my gullet with soy milk. I returned the favor by nurturing her face with my man goo which I'm told smelled like rancid cream cheese. Look at Faith's expressionless face as my cock rocks a hefty load of cum on it. Why oh why do I continue to humiliate wacky whore's? Simple. Food cost is rising as well as the cost of gasoline to take you to go out to eat. Oh Faith, wherever you are I miss you and want to dump another load on your miserable face.

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Trinity Lee

2009-06-28T22:00:00.001-07:00

Trinity Lee @ TheMinion.com
This skank enetered porn at 4:00 and was gone by 5:00. In between that time it seemed as if the only worthwhile thing she did was go to task with me, The Minion. She expected roided out faggots and pretty boys but got a rude awkaening once she realized she was booked to suck my massive dong. She almost left my house but it must have dawned on her that rent was due at the trailer park and how bad could it be to suck my cock? Trinity Lee was a bit thicker than most of the girls I party with which means that she's at least got enough money to eat. Fucking pig!

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Valerie

2009-06-28T21:00:00.001-07:00

Valerie @ TheMinion.com
You could show full sizes movies on Valerie's forehead. I must have been snorthing the shitty candy that I get from the black guy down the street when I called this winner over. She did have a nice body but that and $5 will get you a footlong sandwich from Subway. I couldn't wait for her to leave my house so I could fumigate the place but she did suck a mean dick. Her pussy smelled and tasted like pizza that had been left out for a week and I nearly puked as a result. I post dated this whores check for another year but she didn't notice it. She should be using her forehead as a chalkboard to write notes to herself about taking bad checks but I doubt she can spell.

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Katrina Isis

2009-06-28T20:00:00.001-07:00

Katrina Isis @ TheMinion.com
It was a wonderful day to spend outdoors. The red fruit juice was flowing, the bagels were baking, and my stomach was growling. The only way my lazy Sunday could be better was if I called in a favor to have some wacky porn whore delivered to my door in 30 minutes or less. Katrina Isis wants to make it big in porn the same way all these other girls want fame and fortune. Little do they know that it's not all it's cracked up to be. You can't make an omelet without cracking some eggs. Wow, I feel like steak and eggs as I watch this scene. Fellas, there's a certain point in this scene where you can see Katrina's soul escape her body. Be on the lookout.

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Laura Monroe

2009-06-28T19:00:00.001-07:00

Laura Monroe @ TheMinion.com
I flew Laura Monroe in from Eastern Europe. Growing up in Soviet controlled land made her want to go to the land of huge burgers, gas guzzling cars, and porn superstars such as myself. This seasoned cougar thought she was going to fuck 180 lb dudes who look like twinks. She never thought that I, a 330 lb man, would be the dick she'd be fucking and sucking. You see, I sent her a picture of my skinny friend when I first contacted her so she'd think she would be fucking some skeleton. She was in for a rude awakening once she got to my mansion. It was a good idea I had her return ticket home in my possession or I would have never nailed this piece of ass.

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Kat

2009-06-28T18:00:00.001-07:00

Kat @ TheMinion.com
Kat and I have gone at it a few times. This latest party was different seeing as how we were in a new home (I collect houses for fun) and her limited vocabulary had gone up slightly since last time. Like most of the other chicks I wrapped my cock so not to get the diseases those cesspools carry all over porn valley. I should have wrapped my entire body up as well since she threw anything and everything at me. This 95 lb piece of meat thought that I had gone soft in my stance of wacky sluts. She wrong as you can see and my raging cock penetrated Kat's box. I would have gone in her ass but you know how Mexicans really aren't clean. When was the last time you ate at a lunch wagon? Case closed.

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Kelly Wells

2009-06-28T17:00:00.001-07:00

Kelly Wells @ TheMinion.com
Kelly Wells is one of my favorite porn star whores. This is her first time on camera and she's gone on to be the amazing whore you now see on such sites as RuthBlackwell.com and BlacksonBlondes.com I like to think that the sight of my Adonis-like body ignited the fire within her to become the best whore she can be. It almost brings a tear to my eyes since I molded this piece of meat into such a cock sucking machine. Watch the genesis of a whore in the making as she goes one-on-one with the Minion. Kelly Wells, I hope you're reading this because I want to marry you. I'll split everything with you except my food. Bitch, if you ever touch my food then it's on!

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Myha Monroe

2009-06-28T16:00:00.001-07:00

Myha Monroe @ TheMinion.com
This New York fuck toy brought her east coast attitude and I just wasn't having it.....son! I wasn in the middle of enjoying some nose candy when I got the call that she was in dire need of cash. As you can see I'm in dire need of stretching my limbs so we killed 2 birds with one stone. Myah's tight little body was strong enough to support my mass as my raging cock brushed this porn star's teeth. I sent her packing once my enormous sack was drained. From what I understand she's back in New York and underwent hypnosis in an effort to forget the ordeal she went through. I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.

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Mulaan

2009-06-28T15:00:00.001-07:00

Mulaan @ TheMinion.com
Before she was Tia Tanaka she was Mulaan Wang or something retarded like that. She said I looked like Buddah since my newly shaved head and big gut were present. I can't believe the audacity these bitches have. Let it be said that I, The Mighty Minion, shelled out the funds from my own pocket for this whore to fly in from whatever godforsaken country she's from. I could have sent a rowboat for her but I had a change of cholesterol-filled heart. Mulaan must have learned her cock sucking and fucking skills from the massage parlor I saved her from. She's now a huge fucking deal in porn and I had a huge hand in that. However, I heard she's still not that bright. When we fucked I told her I wanted to 69 and she said back,"Why do you want beef and broccoli now?". Simply amazing.

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Vanilla Skye

2009-06-28T14:00:00.001-07:00

Vanilla Skye @ TheMinion.com
I love it when whores name themselves after Hollywood flicks. I would call myself Fat Albert, but I'm neither fat nor African-American. Vanilla Skye came in with a resume which was shorter than my "to-do" list but she was pretty enough for me to give a tryout. She didn't bring any food with her which annoyed me to no end. I sent my driver to go get some burgers while I slid my hot dog inside her bun. Her pink pussy was pounded into oblivion since I had extra energy from lack of on-site grub. I don't know what happened to her since then except she's changed her name from "Vanilla Ske" to "Missing In Action".

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Gia

2009-06-28T13:00:00.001-07:00

Gia @ TheMinion.com
I need to have my eyes checked since Gia resembled a holocaust survivor more than a porn star. I've taken shits that weigh more and look better than her. She cruised by Casa de Minion because she needed money for a lawyer so she could get her kid back. I say she needed a hamburger instead but that's just my opinion! I wish I didn't blow my load earlier on some other worthless cumrag slut so I could pop faster with Gia. Luckily, for her, my pussy eating skills haven't gone south much like her self esteem so I was able to enjoy sticking my tongue up where babies come from. Keep rewatching the popshot and you can almost see her soul leave her body and that's the sign of a job well done on my part.

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Joey Valentine

2009-06-28T12:00:00.001-07:00

Joey Valentine @ TheMinion.com
I don't remember much of this slut since she is really is a flash in the pan. MMMM, now I feel like pancakes. Anyways, she was so disgusted by the amounts of food I had that she even vomited on me. I haven't been that grossed out since a local Chinese restaurant stopped using MSG in their food. Joey, to her credit, was a trooper and took my cock with such gusto that I feel teardrops rolling down my face as I write this. No, wait...it's actually sweat since I've been feasting since 4 a.m. Joey took my cum like a true champ but in true fashion I threw her out of my house since she brought absolutely no food. How fucking rude!

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Aiden Layne

2009-06-28T11:00:00.001-07:00

Aiden Layne @ TheMinion.com
Aiden has a tight little body. She's also new and has yet to discover my diet regime so that's why this skank hasn't ballooned up yet. She came to the set with her suitcase pimp boyfriend. I made him wait in my very expensive and lavish waiting area as I plowed his old lady. He was playing video games as she was sucking down my joystick. He was eating the mexican food that I provided as I was sliding in and out of her pink taco. You get the point. Her husband asked me how to be a stud like me just moments after I dropped a fat load on his bitch. I told him to get on the phone and order me 3 pizzas at his cost. He refused. I kicked them out.

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Riley Brooks

2009-06-28T10:00:00.001-07:00

Riley Brooks @ TheMinion.com
Riley Brooks told me she's in dire needs of some money. It's the same old song and dance with these insane sluts. A broke porn star? What's next, a pizza with cheese? It was an unfortunate day since my heater was broken and I had a nice fire going on behind us. Riley Brooks wants to be a big porn star so she can makes tons of money, be famous, blah,blah,blah. I've heard the same thing time and time again. It was nice to have her soaking wet pussy in my face and then on my baby making shaft. She did a few things after our encounter but the biggest move she did was go into a witness protection program. I heard this scene scarred her for life. I almost feel bad.

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Crissy Tyler

2009-06-28T09:00:00.001-07:00

Crissy Tyler @ TheMinion.com
I am the king of my castle. Fuck it, I'm the king of all that is pornography. Some forgettable porn whore brought Crissy Tyler by in hopes of pimping her out to me for some fast money. My cash flow is endless just like my colon, so I decided to give this whore a run for the money. I even wore a safety hat on because my vast intellect is too important to the survival of the human race. Crissy Tyler took my cum all over her face and had a fight with her porn star friend on their way back home. I can only imagine that they were arguing over which one of them would get to fuck me the next time. So many bitches, not enough time. So many burgers, not enough fries.

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Cindy Sterling

2009-06-28T08:00:00.001-07:00

Cindy Sterling @ TheMinion.com
It's nice having cash to throw around. It's even nicer when your local fast food spot fills the french fries container all the way up, but that's another story for another day. I had Cindy Sterling come over and masturbate in front of me while I indulged myself in some nose candy. I then had her put her lipstick on my dipstick thus making her earn her keep. Take a good hard look at Cindy Sterling. She reminds me of the kind of girls who wouldn't look at me twice. Listen up whores, payback is a bitch and before you know it you'll be on your knees just so you can bail your brother out of jail for some redneck trailer park shit.

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Desire Storm

2009-06-28T07:00:00.001-07:00

Desire Storm @ TheMinion.com
If you blinked then you missed Desire Storm's career in porn. I was her first scene and I believe her last. She thought she'd get roided out guys and it would be one huge dating service. Her world came crashing down once she looked at my physique and mannerisms. Her background is in the Middle-East as well as mine so I thought we'd mesh well together. I would spray her face with my hummous and all would be well. I was wrong in every sense of the word. This slut couldn't wait for me to turn blast my own oil onto her face so she could wire the money back home. Good thing I used a condom or else I might have some disease like herpes, gonorrhea, or even worse, a case of the Cairo chlamydia.

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Cristina Agave

2009-06-28T06:00:00.001-07:00

Cristina Agave @ TheMinion.com
This treat from south of the border was on hard times. Cristina Agave has a loco boyfriend who was in legal trouble (big shock) and she needed some extra pesos to help out her essay. Since I am a hopeless romantic I decided we should fuck near my fire place. I also wanted us to fuck there so I could smell her snatch warming up and seeing if it does indeed smell like juevos rancheros. Christina Agave has a bright future in porn ahead of her. Then again, she could always be my cleaning lady since the last batch of whores have turned my beautiful home into the streets of Tijuana. Finally, watch in horror as I turn Christina Agave into the world's largest tortilla as I get on top of her like a donkey at one of those live sex shows.

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Lexi Milf

2009-06-28T05:00:00.001-07:00

Lexi Milf @ TheMinion.com
I love older women. I love cheese that's been aged as well. I had Lexi come over since I like variety in the ages of the whores I bang. It's kind of like those breakfast cereal variety packs you find in aisle 5. This seasoned broad did something to me since I popped 2 times before I should have. I was so embarrassed but then I remembered that I'm The Minion and I never fuck up. It was her fault for being so fucking hot and milking my cock with her pussy walls. I had her come back the second and third time by promising to make her a superstar. I also told her that her husband was fucking his secretary and a great way to get back at him was to come back and let me jizz on her over and over again.

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Ty Enali

2009-06-28T04:00:00.001-07:00

Ty Enali @ TheMinion.com
I don't remember where this goofy one is from nor do I care. The only things I care about are money and food. If they made money out of food then I'd be set! Nonetheless, Ty Enali came by my heavily secured location in order of securing some, um, stuff shall we say. I was in the middle of treating my sinuses to some relief when she came in looking for a quick score. Since it was a few days since I last drained my balls on some whore I decided to throw this dog a bone and allow her the privilege of sucking me off. Ty Enali must be a Filipino phrase for "dignity non-existent" because she really lived up to that name. She gobbled my goo as if it were the last batch of rice on the market.

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Ivy

2009-06-28T03:00:00.001-07:00

Ivy @ TheMinion.com
Ivy was so brand new to the porn game that I had to break her in like a pair of my xxxxxlarge boxer shorts. She just got off the plane, got in a car, and got to my place because apparently there's a big dollar sign on my roof. These stupid bitches keep telling one another that I pay top dollar to fuck these low lifes on camera for YOUR viewing pleasure. Although it's true, I don't like hearing the doorbell ring when I'm expecting Chinese take-out and I come across this emotionless slut. Ivy must have learned how to have sex from those old sex-ed reels from the 1950's because it was like fucking a corpse. Hell, fucking a corpse would have been a better idea since it would have been warmer versus Ivy's cold body. I couldn't wait to drop my load on her, send her home, and think long and hard about what I just put myself through.

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Debbie Dallas

2009-06-28T02:00:00.001-07:00

Debbie Dallas @ TheMinion.com
I had my buddy, fellow porn stud Steve Holmes, come over to test out this brand new porn star Debbie Dallas. He fucked her as best as he could while I gave commentary and had a small feast ( a feast of less than 5000 calories at a time). He dumped his load and then it was my turn. Debbie Dallas got to fuck me, a super pornstar in high demand, and Steve Holmes who is a mope at best. Debbie didn't do Dallas today but she made her rounds through porn valley and got me, a stud, and some guy you may or may not have heard of. She couldn't get enough of my big cock and I had to give her the inevitable cumshot since it was getting late and my local deli was about to close. After all, I do have my priorities.

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Katin

2009-06-28T01:00:00.001-07:00

Katin @ TheMinion.com
Ah, I remember Katin. She claimed to be a surfer girl which I guess she thought made her better than the other porn whores I've fucked. She was wrong, wrong, WRONG! I made sure that we partied outside since I was having my house fumigated for roaches. Apparently I left some food in some hard to reach places and now my home has been infested. Anyways, this slut with big tits is just another notch on my size 62 belt. I wrapped my churro so I wouldn't get my cock dirty with whatever she might have had. You see, I could raw dog these whores but I run the chance of getting sick and being unable to dine at the finest spots in LA. After all, I do have my priorities. Katin was last seen on a surf board hoping to catch a tsunami wave for a ride to Hawaii. I hurt to burst your bubble honey but you can't escape the wrath of The Minion.

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Crystal

2009-06-28T00:00:00.001-07:00

Crystal @ TheMinion.com
I don't remember how I came across this winner. It was either a fellow agent, a suitcase pimp, or a Winnebago. This white trash slut had the same old song and dance about being a huge porn star. I quickly informed her that the porn wolrd can be a scary once since no porn sets are ever catered. She asked if she could one day buy a house and other naive questions that are common of new porn sluts. I lost my cool and broke the news that the road to fame and fortune was through me. She looked at me the same way I'm looked at when I fart during funerals. I can tell you for a fact that her mouth was a nice garage for my dick and her pussy as well. Crystal soon left porn for the good and now flips burgers to pay for her Winnebago gas. I get free food at her place since I've blackmailed her with this scene.

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Sophie Dee

2009-06-27T23:00:00.001-07:00

Sophie Dee @ TheMinion.com
Look at what the cat dragged in this time. Sophie Dee is a black cock slut but today she's a small cock slut. Her English accent is so annoying that the only time she's attractive is when my dick is occupying her mouth. It was a good thing I was indulging in my nose candy which made her whiny voice somewhat tolerable. She came to me since her bookings had dried up and her brutal vocal chords didn't make a Hollywood trek seem likely. I had some spare cash to throw around since gas prices had gone down so I made her go down and inspect my gigantic rod. I dropped my load on her like the bombs in the German blitz and she was soon on her way to buying tea and crumpets.

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Sophia Costello

2009-06-27T22:00:00.001-07:00

Sophia Costello @ TheMinion.com
I wish I knew what happened to this panochita. She's not and porn and her limited mental abilities makes her either : A lunch wagon driver, a pinata maker, or modeling for cans of refried beans. She kneeled before my dick in the same manner she kneels down every Sunday at church. She worshipped the mighty cock and sucked it with a blank stare on her face. This whore was truly worthless because she made no effort to appear to enjoy herself. I enjoyed myself by laying on top of her and almost crushing her. She was soon on her hands and knees which is the same way she got into this country from down south. She later told me she used the check I gave her to send her uncle to bull fighting training.

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Kinzy Jo

2009-06-27T21:00:00.000-07:00

Kinzy Jo @ TheMinion.com
Kinzy Jo has the personality of an eggplant and the looks of a bulldog eating mayonnaise. Sometimes my standards are as low as a turd hanging from some dogs asshole (which she resembles). I can see why this flash-in-the-pan porn whore didn't make it big. She didn't take direction very well.It's a good thing she isn't a waitress taking my food order or I'd flip the fuck out. She sucked my cock as if it was a terrible thing to do. She looked at the camera the same way I look at a diet soda. All in all she was horrible. However, I did get her to suck my cock and drain my sausage as if I was her Uncle. Kinzy Jo..... please go back to whatever trailer park you made your way from.

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Ashley Jordan

2009-06-27T20:00:00.000-07:00

Ashley Jordan @ TheMinion.com
Ashley Jordan is proof that inbreeding is still alive. I had her sent over to size her up for any future porn work. However, I knew that she wouldn't be a successful cock-milking machine by the way her attitude was less than stellar. Teaching these fuck toys some manners and humility is always a priorioty fr me much like making it to the daily buffet when prices are at their lowest. Ashley couldn't suck a dick if her redneck life depended on it and her pussy was drier than the prunes I eat because I've lately become irregular. I dropped my goo on those things she calls tits and was glad I didn't pass out from the stench coming from her pussy. I gave her the check with a bit of parting advice," Ashley, it's not a good idea to pick up guys at family reunions."

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Vixen

2009-06-27T19:00:00.000-07:00

Vixen @ TheMinion.com
If Lucille Ball and The Blob had a kid then it would be Vixen. I was exercising my sinus cavity when I got the call that this red-headed cum dumpster was looking for fast cash and maybe a bite to eat. I got one look at her and knew that she'd only be useful to drain my nutsack down her stupid throat. My raging cock nearly went limp the moment I got a whiff of her poussy ( she was shaved so I couldn't tell if the carpets matched the drapes) and I nearly tossed my kosher cookies all over my home. I quickly stuffed her mouth full of dick while my nose kept inhaling the white goodness I've come to know and love. Please realize that this was Vixen's last scene since she went home right after, packed her bags, and got the fuck out of town............the town that The Minion runs........motherfuckers!

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Hailey Paige

2009-06-27T18:00:00.000-07:00

Hailey Paige @ TheMinion.com
Hailey Paige is a personal trainer when she isn't stuffing cock down her throat. I was a bit tired from a feast of epic proportions. She came with a nice resume of trimming down fat guys into greek gods. I was staring at her fine body as she was trying to get me to lead a healthy lifestyle. I was sweating after 2 push-ups and soon my semetic charm won her over and she was mine! She couldn't keep my cock out of her mouth and I soon had to take her pussy for a test drive. I quickly wrapped the main vein and my immediate goal was to make her box sore. She is on of my favorite fuck toys and accepted my check with a glimmer in her eye. I must have gotten too much jizz in her eyes since the check was written out for $50 and not $5000.

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Vanessa Figueroa

2009-06-27T17:00:00.000-07:00

Vanessa Figueroa @ TheMinion.com
Have you noticed how cool my new hairstyle is? It's as dirty as some of the cunts I've pumped over the years. Today's victim,errrr, I mean starlet is Vanessa Figueroa. She's another whacky wetback who's crossed my path. I couldn't even begin this scene before I called in her id's to confirm her resident status. I then hung up the phone and ordered a pizza because there's nothing worse than having your cock sucked on an empty stomach. Vanessa needed the pesos so she could get her cholo boyfriend out of jail. I'm always in the giving mood so I gave her my ragin' cock to snack on as well as a hefty dose of leche'. I think she cussed me out in spanish as she left but I was too busy planning my dinner to care.

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Stacy Jordan

2009-06-27T16:00:00.000-07:00

Stacy Jordan @ TheMinion.com
Fine, yes her tits are amazing and her body ain't that bad. Shit, I must have been on a major comedown since I'm not being my usual self and cutting these whores down to size. You see, a whore with self-esteem is like a buffet without heat lamps; it just doesn't benefit anyone. Back to Stacy, she came by to suck the energy out of my balls and I was up for the task since my bank account has gotten fatter than my waist. She sucked a mean dick but I could tell there wasn't much going on in her head. She was one of the dumber bitches that have had the privledge of gagging on my money maker. Watch as her soul leaves her body the moment my nut lands on her ugly face. It's like butter!

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Kayla Marie

2009-06-27T15:00:00.000-07:00

Kayla Marie @ TheMinion.com
This blonde bitch Kayla Marie is used to having her snatch pounded on by my black brothers over at BlacksOnBlondes.com. She's used to getting huge cocks shoved in and out of every hole. Today, she got a slight vacation from the black man and got to go up against the fat man. Kayla Marie looks like the kind of girl who would babysit me many moon pies ago. She's the type who would invite her boyfriend over when she should have been baking a 7 year-old Minion cookies, brownies, cakes, and more. I took out my frugal frustration out on her snatch which resembled a taco from a lunch wagon I visited earlier in the day. Kayla left in such a hurry that she forgot her check but that was alright. I used the money I was to pay her to get one of those meat lockers where you can walk into.

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Alicia Alighatti

2009-06-27T14:00:00.000-07:00

Alicia Alighatti @ TheMinion.com
I don't care about the backgrounds of any of the whores I use. I don't care if they're wetbacks, jigaboos, or even guineas. Speaking of guineas, Alicia Alighatti interrupted me while I treated my nostrils. Normally I would give her a verbal lashing but it had been a few days since a warm mouth engulfed my pecker. She was giving me a song and dance about how she wanted to be rich and whatnot but I didn't give a fuck. My dealer was 20 minutes away so I had to drain my balls in her mouth rather quickly. She was extremely happy that she didn't have to fuck me but I did end up putting a stop payment on her check. I wish I could have seen the look on her face as the bank teller told her the bad news.

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Jordan Fleiss

2009-06-27T13:00:00.001-07:00

Jordan Fleiss @ TheMinion.com
Remember guys, never get high on your own supply. Also, remember to never allow a whore to know your true home address. All these bitches talk to one another and word has gone out that I pay cold hard cash for certain "favors". I've been having wacky broads line up in front of my home in hopes of swallowing my ball snot. Jordan Fleiss was no exception and she was on her knees faster than an Irishman at a pay toilet. She sucked the life out of my cock and I almost paid her a bit of extra money but she started fucking with my supply. She's lucky I didn't let my Rottweilers loose on her but they were fast asleep. The dogs and I had a bunch of food delivered and those dogs just can't handle their pizza.

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Jeanie Marie

2009-06-27T12:00:00.000-07:00

Jeanie Marie @ TheMinion.com
This one is truly crazy. Jeannie Marie Sullivan thought the true way to become a porn superstar was to smother my face and ass with some chocolate spread. This insane bitch made a mess of my house and I was not going to take that at all! She then had the audacity to ride me around like a bucking bronco. I had enough of her crap and informed her that it was my show and I make the rules. She quickly found out that stuffing my cock in her mouth wasn't a bad thing. Oh no, it's a very good thing! She also found out that my massive member inside her sugar walls was a beautiful sight. The mouth full of my goo was a special sight to be seen. In fact, I should look her up and see if she wants to make $30 the hard way!

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Tiffany Rayne

2009-06-27T11:00:00.000-07:00

Tiffany Rayne @ TheMinion.com
Tiffany reminded me of the hot girl in high school who ignored the geeks such as myself. What she didn't know is that the same geek would become a super stud and fuck porn chicks while eating the finest gourmet. Second, what she didn't know is that the road to quick cash goes through me. This blonde bimbo took it upon herself to turn my face into a canvas for food like peanut butter and hot dog buns. What the fuck are these whores thinking? In retaliation, I took it upon myself to turn her pussy into a cock garage for my meaty member. I used her mouth to keep my jizz warm and safe. I don't know where Tiffany is these days. If you come across her then, for your own safety, don't mention to her about the time she had one-on-one with the Minion. You might get slapped, kicked, punched, or all of the above.

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Crissy Cums

2009-06-27T10:00:00.000-07:00

Crissy Cums @ TheMinion.com
Crissy Cums has a great set of tits. I really can't talk too much shit on her since she wasn't as violent as previous porn sluts on this site. Chrissy Cums nurtured my cock as if gold came out of it. She rode me as if her life depended on it. Crissy has a strong head on her shoulders since she kept her sanity throughout the duration of our sex session. She even asked me to take her back to her hotel for another go around. I almost allowed that to happen but I couldn't for two reasons. 1- I had to wait for the maids to clean up the aftermath and 2- I had to make it to the market on time since they were about to mark the donuts 1/2 off. Did Crissy Cum after our romp? Did I digest another 3000 calories before the night was over? Absolutely!

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Missy Monroe

2009-06-27T09:00:00.001-07:00

Missy Monroe @ TheMinion.com
I gotta check hospital records to see if Missy Monroe was dropped on her head as a child. This weeks whore is a true winner and it's a wonder she can even dress herself in the morning let alone blink without being told to do so. I was sniffing my morning powder when Missy Monroe, a rocket scientist she ain't, came to my in hopes of milking my dick for " herbal medicine" money. I figured that since I donate to Jerry's Kids then I might as well throw this moron a few dollars to drain my balls. I couldn't wait to dumy my load on this waste of space since I felt I was getting losing brain cells each minute I was near her. I don't know what's become of Missy Monroe but it's safe to say that she won't be giving college lectures anytime soon.

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Roxy Jezel

2009-06-27T08:00:00.001-07:00

Roxy Jezel @ TheMinion.com
My domination of the free world continues. I flew Roxy Jezel in from England where she used to sing in bars for pints of Guinness. I told her the following,"Come to the U.S and suck and fuck porn studs in great shape for tons of cash". She obliged in our email exchanges and was soon in my place. Roxy Jezel was shocked to see me and almost left. I technically didn't lie to her since she's used to "pounds" as opposed to U.S currency and she soon had my Patriotic cock in her mouth. I used her mouth to re-enact the Battle Of Bunker Hill since I eventually shot my canon in her mouth. The tart had the nerve to wipe it on my belly so I sent her home in a shirt proclaiming love for the I.R.A. I always win.

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Jasmine Tame

2009-06-26T00:46:00.001-07:00

Jasmine Tame @ TheMinion.com
Jasmine Tame is a porn star whore. She loves what she does and makes no bones about it. I heard she was talking mad shit about me and my porn chick dealing ways so I had to cut her down to size. I had us fuck outside as opposed to the in door fucking she's used to. She's also used to outdoor plumbing since this southern whore still thinks a great place to meet men is at family reunions. Normally fake tits annoy me as much as the waiter who doesn't bring ketchup for my fries. However, Jasmine's wet pussy and mouth made me forget all about that the same way I'm sure she hopes to forget that she ever met me. I suppose I can forgive her since she is a whore after all and they don't know any better. I was able to tame the wild Jasmine only after I dumped my jizz in her mouth and she accepted like a hungry little slut.

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Lacey Luv

2009-06-25T11:54:00.001-07:00

Lacey Luv @ TheMinion.com
Lacey Luv has the look of a groupie and the brain to match. I could snort myself into a coma and I'd still be more aware of reality than this brain dead waste of space. She did have a great body which condemns her to a future of craigslist hooking and banging busboys in hopes of getting leftovers at Denny's. Lacey Luv bothered me during my special "me time" with my nose candy.She looked at me the same way my 3rd grade teacher looked when I told her the following:"Math will only be needed in my future to count the money I make off of porn whores after they drink my jizz." Lacey was told that a paycheck would be in her future as well if she swallowed my pecker like a double-decker. She did a below average blowjob and I was able to pop by thinking of "Mrs. C" bent over a sink,peeling me potatoes as I fucked her hard. I still got it bad for teacher.

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Lori London

2009-06-25T01:16:00.001-07:00

Lori London @ TheMinion.com
I can't stress enough that I am the measuring stick in porn. Lori London is a fiend for the "white stuff" and I'm not talking about jizz. Her boyfriend was arrested for trying to sneak the shit up his ass while going through airport security. I agreed to get him a bail bondsman but only if his girlfriend put her annoying voice to good use. Fuck it, she put her mouth to good use and I made sure my stamina was at an all time high. My cock was at full attention as well as my stocks in fast food places I have a vested interest in. I dumped my load and sent her on her way. I hear that her boyfriend is now on his third strike and is on the run from the law. I hope it happens so Lori will beg me for a place to crash. I'll allow her on the condition that my buffet buddies get to gangbang her on Wednesday nights since my local buffet has pork night and I'm not down with that.

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Mia Bangg

2009-06-24T21:36:00.001-07:00

Mia Bangg @ TheMinion.com
Her titties are the best I've ever seen. Her ass was as tender as the roast beef sandwich I had the night before. Her mouth was as moist as the turkey that I had with that roast beef sandwich. Mia Bangg came by Casa De Minion because her boyfriend blew all his money on some bad stocks and she was near homelessness. I have a soft spot in my heart for whores who want to milk my furious dong in the hopes of getting some dough from me. Speaking of dough, have any of you had those new sprinkled doughnuts out there? Ooops, had a food flashback there..........so she was soon on her knees praying at the alter of Minion while her mouth was working my enormous shaft. My balls were not to be left alone and she knew that an average job would result in no job for her with a future of government cheese. I soon dropped my load as fast as the DOW has been dropping in recent weeks and she was soon off to some check cashing place since her bank account shut down faster than a buffet with me in its line

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